[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
A few weeks ago my japanese class did a gift exchange with our penpal class in japan and their box of stuff came in today. All of the gifts had really cute messages on yellow notes. This one was my favorite..
LETS BECOME DIABETES
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013
What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?